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Yes, I lost my father and he was the best man in the whole world. Yes, I have a stepmother who is a witch and whom I hate most passionately. Yes, I have two stepsisters that are a pain in my arse and who lost their brains when they were little. Yes, my life is like a cliché from a bloody fairy tale, but you know what is missing? The fucking Prince Charming! And where is he? Nowhere to be found! Probably he's dancing in his palace with a stupid and empty-headed Barbie. Arsehole. Who needs him, anyways? Certainly, not me. I'm almost Cinderella, but you can call me Ella. BOOK #1 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Gladiolus, t symbolises "Strength of character, honour, conviction."

three girls. five guys. bad jokes. one awful parody. "I seriously could not put this book down." -A person whose hands were glued to this book, even though it's impossible considering this is virtual. "The best wattpad story I've ever read!" -Somebody who just learned how to read and has only read one wattpad story in their life. ❀ WARNING ❀ omg don't read this plz it's embarrassing uGH This book is not serious at all. It's a One Direction fanfic parody. Or, as I like to call it, 'The Queen Book of all Carroty Fanfics'. It's idiotic and stupid and silly and cliche because all I want to do is put a smile on your face and make you shake your head at how dumb it is. If you want to read something that's actually well written, I don't recommend this! also there's lots of cussing in this oops :) xx

❝so how do you plan on getting his attention?❞ ❝simple, hair dye.❞ { BOOK ONE IN THE COLOUR FICS }

"oh really so what are you then? miss piano slash cello girl?" "the angel from your nightmares." "is that so?" "indeed." ~~~~ scarlett dawson- isla fisher calum hood- calum hood

[BOOK ONE OF THE BEATLES SERIES] "So you've never been kissed before eh?" *credits to movie 'she's all that'*