Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Dear Diary, Omg! Today I found out My Chemical Romance did a cover of 21 Pilots's song Cancers! WARNING: THIS BOOK MAY CAUSE EXTREME ANGER AND LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS

I was bored so I wrote this. Also after reading this, you may think I am crazy or delusional, but I'm not. I was simply bored. A girl faces a decision that no one can make. To be alive. Or dead. She is conflicted. She travels beyond anyone that is normal, she is not normal. She travels beyond death. But later finds out that she is death and there is no going back.

Luke Skywalker just experienced his father's death. This story takes place after episode VI- Return of the Jedi. Luke, Han, and Leia return to Tattooine trying to live a more normal life. Unfortunately, normal doesn't work for them when they are forced to make a huge decision. And face an even bigger threat.

When Jenna was six years old, she watched a boy leap off a building, sprout wings as he fell, then fly off into the distance. Her young mind embraced and believed the boy was real, but as she got older, she was teased more and more about "The Boy Who Can Fly." Jenna will be forced to see therapist after therapist, counselor after counselor, all trying to break her belief in the flying boy. To avoid all of the ridicule from her family and her peers, she spends high school pretending to be "cured" from her wild imagination. Once she leaves for college, she intends never to tell anyone about the boy she saw that night, until it comes back to haunt her.

Timmy Carter was the popular kid. Until on day he disappeared into his closet. It was said that he heard a voice that only he could hear. "Walk to the closet with your eyes closed and take one big step and see what the future holds." Like any curious 5th grade boy, he did as the voice said. After he disappeared, his family went mad and moved far away. People say he found a portal, other say he is still here and is among us, just in another form. Our protagonist, Amanda Force, must live in this house due to financial problems. Will she find the portal? What adventures will await this young, brainy scientist? Read to find out! Cover and Edited by @phunss