"Why are there so many hotline stories on your website?" "...Excuse me?" "And tech support stories. Nobody falls in love with the tech support guy at Best Buy, let me tell you that." {highest rank: #17 s.s.} ||cover by -riparian || NOT AFFILIATED WITH WATTPAD

"beautifully dark, thought provoking, and heartfelt. moonlight is one of those rare eye-opening short stories that display just how cruel the reality really is." -archertypes ( aka officialfuryevans), author of #1 short stories cinderelliot, hate line, and miss delivery girl. he was just a boy who knew too much, who saw too much, who hurt too much. WINNER OF THE 2017 FICTION AWARDS ||cover made by @archertypes|| {highest rank: #34 s.s.}

"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

The worst part in being the demon of a person, is that he needs to think about you in order for you to survive. You feed on his fear. And if he doesn't fear, you are nothing but a blurry face. UPDATED ONCE A WEEK: EVERY SUNDAY AT 2PM EST.

When old memes start taking over a tragic all-girls high school, it's up to six lame-os to embark on an interdimensional adventure and use their wits, poor athleticism, and various memeing skills to save their school. 2016 WATTYS WINNER! Edit: Most of these memes might be...aged. Please note that this comic was first created in late 2015/start of 2016, and it shows in the early updates.

I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers. a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of course not. b) I also may or may not be investigating and communicating with a homeless guy who is (possibly): one, not actually homeless and two, part of a cult of (probably) bloodthirsty satanic worshippers. *** Copyright © 2015 by unfurled All rights reserved #34 Humour Featured as of 28/04/16

** on chapters = may cause offence or be inappropriate. Simply skip these ones if you wish. So there's this app called "Whisper". Here are some of the funniest posts I've seen on it. All rights go to Whisper and the users who posted them. If anyone sees their post and wants me to remove it, please leave me a DM so I know to remove it :) (I don't check comments very often). #66 in random 13/04/17

What if everything you loved in life was being taken away from you? That when things couldn't get worse, that's not the half of what's about to come? This is the life of Mhairie, a nature loving 14 year old girl with a passion for all things feathery. But after a terrible incident involving Mhairie's bestie Briar, her life has been little more than constant depression and misery. It seems like things can't get worse, but of course they do. The one thing that Mhairie has left is her secret forest, but even that is under threat of destruction. C'mon world, haven't you already taken enough of her life? Apparently, no. With the help of her closest companion, a raven, Mhairie vows she will do whatever it takes, crossing into the borders she swore to never cross, to save what little she still has left of her, no matter what. Note: The towns in this story are all real, but that is it. All the characters are fictional, and I came up with this storyline. If you have any comments, please tell me