Some funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them! I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.

Just some random things that I think are funny. I mostly find them on instagram, tumblr and sometimes twitter. Read on or not, I love you anyways! ~ lils x

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

"Once you loved someone, you can never stop loving that person. Maybe more or maybe less, but it never stops." This is more than just a story. This is their reality. About a girl waiting in the sidelines, a boy who made his choices and their beautiful friendship that had changed and wavered and lasted through time.

Nina Greene has been crushing on her very best friend, Ethan Ford since they were kids, though he's unaware about her feelings. But in their sophomore year he's been distant with her and ignores her. Until he finally confesses to her that he's gay and has a boyfriend already. Heartbroken she accepts Ethan on who he is, but she feels happy for him. Now in their Senior year Nina is a different person and is no longer the happy and cheerful girl anymore. Instead she's an outcast and shallow. But what happens when heartthrob bad boy Damien Styles comes in the picture and takes interest in her? Why of all of a sudden is Ethan starting to feel jealous and is possessive around Nina? *Not a One Direction Fanfic*

Harry, Louis, Liam, Niall and Zayn Stypayhorlikson are as crazy brothers can be! It's hard being around them for a long time. Let alone being their sister! Erin Stpayhorlikson is stuck with her crazy high-schooled brothers forever! She doesn't know that they'll be the next big thing. Erin struggles through her teenage life with her brothers helping her. But... they're not always there for her. ------------------------------------------------------------ Thank you so much, xmickeymoo for making this awesome cover! I know I'm like, so picky but she's a super nice person and made this for me!

Lala Is The Biggest Drug Lord In Miami . Her And Her Right Hands Lala, Wayne, And Dre Are At The Top Of The Drug Game And NoOne Can Stop Them . Lala Is The Baddest Bitch . She Is Also The Most Coldhearted Bitch You Will Ever Come Across . Lala Is About Her Money And Isnt Looking For Love Until She Is Reunited With Her Old Friend, KingThe Kingpin. King Is The Typical Rich Ass Find Ass Thug With All The Hoes His Dick. All King Is Focused On Is His Money. He Has No Mercy For Anyone And Is That Nigga Who Doesnt Give A Fuck. Will King And Lala Change Eachother For The Better Or Let Eachother Live As They Are ? Read To Find Out !

Karma and Man are back. So is Khal, Rayla, Dre, Mac, Micah, Miss Kim and Lil' Khail. With Karma pregnant and Man facing jail time will bonnie be able to hold down her man and the empire....On her own? While still playing mommy ! With Jail time on his plate Man is more determined then ever to break away. With everything falling into his hands..Will Clyde be able to manage ? Khal and Rayla are expecting a baby...With Khal running DBD things are getting harder then ever..What will happen when the unthinkable comes into play ? Will Rayla still be the down as chick she says ? Will Khal still be the thug he talks about? Dre and Mac are still...Dre and Mac. Toss in a little Micah and Sasha...Well shit there you have it. CRAZINESS at a whole new level. Its hard loving a thug. But once you Fall for the thug you can never be free. Its like a drug. And everything you do is, For the love of a thug ! ©CopyRights Shantii 2013/2014. All rights reserved.