Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

falsettos (a text fanfiction) __________ "Don't check your phone on a date then, estúpido," "I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MWEANS!" __________ - A Falsettos FANFiction -- BxB (don't agree don't read) - ✧ Whizzer Brown, rooming with his two best friends Marvin and Mendel. When texts between Whizzer and Marvin go viral they have to decide who to blame and where to go on with their relationship. ✧ Can Marvin get his act together or will he be a viral joke? ~(✧*:･)~ i don't own the characters... ~(✧*:･)~

"thomas we really need to get working on the project" "sorry not thomas this is john" //au where everything starts with a wrong number //ships: lams, mulette, meggy, jeffmads //lots of fluff, not much angst, and some smut because i do that apparently

Jeremy Heere had always been into girls. If you want to be more specific, Christine Canigula. That was a fact well known to he and his best friend, Michael Mell until Jeremy found himself having weird, unexplainable dreams about that aforementioned 'best friend'. Will they stay simply best friends forever, or will this alter their dynamic forever? Find out as Jeremy, Michael, and their friends go through a series of up and downs consisting of hidden secrets, school gossip and fragile friendships. **** Credit to Alvistem on Devianart for the cover art!! Characters do not belong to me, but plot does. If you take any ideas from the book, let me know! I'd love to see, but please do not take major plot twists or trademarks from this story please, or just don't make a replica of this book bc that's not cool thanks!!