Dear Non-diary
LaniRichards
Dear Diary. Wow, that sounds bad doesn't it. You're not a person or a thing so why give you a name? Why address this story to you? Oh well, it's better them giving you one of those weird names like Kitty. I mean, come on. Kitty? Seriously? You're a book. Pages stuck onto a binding. Naming you Kitty is about as pointless as naming my pen Woofy. Which I am not going to do. Because that is stupid. So your name is not Diary, I am not addressing this to you and you are not relevant to anything I write in here. Hmph. No you're not. And just so we're clear, I'm only writing in this book because it's the only way to say how I feel, since no other bugger around here will listen. So don't go thinking you have a personality. Because you don't and never will. Right now onto the actual writing of my non-eventful day. Well....or something like it.