You're new in town and struggling to make friends until you meet Rodrick Heffley - loded diper's drummer and certifiable cutie. The story follows you, the reader, as you get to know and hopelessly fall in love with Rodrick, all while navigating the confusion of having to start your life anew in a place where nobody kn...
Shrek and Donkey are in love, but can they be in love without hurting Fiona and Dragon? Find out in this rom com story about hardship, broken hearts, and of course, true love. Book two, "Fifty Shades Greener" is out now
(Jacob saggytitties X Donald Trump) Jacob goes to a trump rally to perform his hit song sweatshirt. What happens when Donald gets cold??? Will Jacob warm him up? With.... BUTTSEX????