evergeek
This story doesn't really have much to do with pizza :/
But it does have to do with a lot of other shit. What's the shit, you may ask? Maybe you should fucking read it, and then you'll find out.
Critiques say:
"It's so bad, it's good!"
"Wtf is this and why is it so entertaining"
"HAHA OMF I'M DYING"
"Why are their names so weird???"
"I love this a lot. No homo."