Funny texts and autocorrects

Just a bunch of funny texts I find on the internet

Must Hate The PLAYBOY! (PUBLISHED)

(Must Date the Playboy Book 2) Tori tried her best to move on from the playboy who broke her heart. But just as she thought she was finally okay, Zach unexpectedly came back to mess her up. In order to stop her feelings from resurfacing-and to save herself from hurting-she decided to hate the playboy. But is hating th...

Project LOKI: Fanfics

A collection of fan fiction stories written by readers of the Project LOKI series.

Masquerade (COMPLETED)

[Based off of Miraculous Ladybug and Cat Noir] Two seemingly outcasted friends both unknowingly join a teen dating site/app only to fall in love with each other online.

Bathsheba's High School Life

Bathsheba has just started out in High School, but there's a lot in stored for her...

An Ordinary Highschool Days

Villain Academy #JustWriteIt [WATTY AWARD WINNER OF 2015]

WATTY AWARD WINNER OF 2015 - #JustWriteIt Challenge ✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾ The hero of her dreams was too bad to be true. ✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾✾ Villain Academy; where all the psychotic teenagers are trained to be the world's best villains. Try being the baddest of them all when the Puberty Truck is smacking...

How to Date a Nerd

(A Leon Walden Story--Sequel to Life as Told by Nerdy) One word. One broken promise. One fateful night. That was all it took to lose her. And I knew we'd never be the same. I wanted to touch her face, hold her hand, to see her smiles again-even if I knew they weren't for me to keep. Now I'm back to square one. I'd mak...

School Trip

A PUBLISHED BOOK UNDER LIB (Life Is Beautiful) Biktima ng bullying at nag-suicide. Iyan ang nangyari kay Olivia. Ang pangyayaring iyon ay nakalimutan na ng lahat...Pero ang kaluluwa ni Olivia, nakalimutan na rin kaya iyon? Sasama ka ba sa isang kakaibang field trip? Marami kang matututunan dito tulad ng pagsigaw ng ma...

That Elementary Jerk! (Jerk Series #1)

Ang lalakeng makaasta sa kanya na ginawang Physics ang buhay niya, just like her favorite subject itself. Skype Tenefrancia's only way to stay in Sparluke International School is to teach one of the boys in their campus. But she's been struggling to teach the guy with full of energy hyperactive and it annoys her every...

Take It or Leave It

Story of a girl who is obliged to choose between her family and her love. Who will she choose to save in life's great game? Her loved ones, or HER GREAT LOVE? Take It or Leave It Fantasy | Romance by pixieblaire

Flappy Bird Love Affair

(Semi jeje-version included) COMPLETED: Sobrang adik ni Christine sa umuusong laro(noong 2014) na Flappy Bird, nakikipagkompetensya pa siya sa boyfriend niyang si Ryan. Napakaimmature. Well, that's teenage life. Kung saan saan tayo nawiwili, kung saan saan din tayo naaadik. Ngayon ROS ang uso pero dati kasi nung ginaw...

He's Dating the Campus Nerd

[[ HE'S DATING THE CAMPUS NERD (PART ONE) PUBLISHED UNDER PSICOM PUBLISHING INC. ]] 'I can't escape the monster's trap.' Most of us says that High School will always be the best but not for Sabrina Tanya Romualdez--getting out of her school is probably one of the best things in her life. Studying in an Elite school...

Reyna ng Kamalasan: Zylie (Completed, 2014)

[ZyMiYa Trilogy: Book 1 - Zylie] Language - Taglish Started in Aug 2011 | Revamped in Feb 2014 | Finished in July 2014 Published into 2 parts (2nd part just the 2nd half) 1/2 (Pop Fiction, 2014) 2/2 (Pop Fiction, 2015) Blurb Siya si Zylie. Hindi siya clumsy, galit lang siguro sa kanya ang sahig, bully lang talaga ang...

ANG NABUNTIS KONG PANGIT

*Highest Rank: #1* Si ANDY... guwapo pero hindi raw gago. SI YOLLY... pangit na binu-bully ng kapwa nila estudyante. ANG 'DI INAASAHAN, AY KAY YOLLY MAHAHANAP NI ANDY ANG ISANG MASAYANG KAIBIGAN. PERO ANO ANG MANGYAYARI KUNG BIGLANG MABUNTIS SI YOLLY? AT SI ANDY RAW ANG AMA? PAKTAY! ****‼️NO TO PLAGIARISM‼️****

MS.RIGHT 2

Highest Rank - #2 in Teen Fiction (12/31/2016) •Ms.Right (Book 2)• Life goes on... at ito ang kasunod na pahina ng buhay ni Check. (THIS IS UNEDITED)

Nerd With Benefits

I'm Nerd, what else.. uh.. funny? That's all. And i met this hottest, sexiest, handsome, arrogant, moody, and playboy jerk. Half brother siya ng kaibigan ko. Mula nang makilala ko siya ang simpleng buhay ko bilang Nerd ay nag bago at naging wild. Wanna know how?

I'm Making Out With The PLAYBOY at School (Published Under PSICOM)

HIGHEST RANK: Number 1 in Romance -- Ang tanging gusto lang naman ni Amber ay katahimikan sa pag idlip, at sa rooftop niya magagawa yun. Pero ang di niya inaasahan nang makita dun ang well known playboy na si Damon na umiidlip din. At mas di niya inaasahan ang mga susunod na mangyayari. Let's see kung anong manyayari...