''I just really really hate you, Irwin.'' or where Luke is a Slytherin who was pranked by his friend with a love potion so he falls in love with Ashton Irwin and makes a fool of himself, but nothing changed All rights reserved to Ana Rita @StyPotter March 6, 2016

*smut*

In the basement of Ocean Bay High School, there is a secret operation of nerds, geeks, and basically anyone with a 4.0 grade average. Students with high IQ's can work down in the basement, using their smarts to make money. A rich student, who isn't doing good in school can buy a nerd, and the nerd will do all their homework for them. Ocean Bay High School is one of the most expensive high schools in all of Australia. In fact, the only reason Ashton Irwin could afford to go was a scholarship. He was one of the smartest kids there, so getting a spot in the basement wasn't difficult. The difficult part was Luke Hemmings, the rich brat who buys Ashton. - "What's your name?" "Ashton Irwin." "Aw, cutie pie Irwin."

"i fucking hate you, irwin" "sorry, hemmings? i couldn't hear you there, my dick was in your mouth" in which luke and ashton hates each other with a passion and are forced to be roommates through a whole summer filled with hate that somehow takes a sexual turn (for a better introduction i advise you to read the prologue lol)

"he only comes outside when it rains."

In which Calum sees Michael's profile picture and couldn't help but drop a message.

"you named your son after a band" "you named your daughter after a fruit" "touché"