in which phones exist at hogwarts, and sirius black gets added to a group chat with a bunch of unknown numbers. WRONG NUMBER. | MARAUDERS ERA. marlene: guys i have back problems james: i'm so glad you've decided to bring that up sirius: yeah you sit like a fucking question mark marlene: WHAT THE FUCK ©burkhqrt 2021 marauders era texting fic originally posted on ao3 under the user pqdfoots rated mature due to cursing & sex jokes LOL

Sirius texts the wrong number. Remus for some reason doesn't delete the contact because just maybe he likes the idea of this stranger and his punk rock obsession. Awkwardness leads to bad jokes and flirting. Who knew? And then suddenly they're having midnight conversations and falling asleep together and kissing at football games- and absolutely nobody is surprised that they fall in love. Because there definitely aren't enough wrong number texting Wolfstar stories out there already, and this a completely original, never-been-done-before plot. That's it. That's all. Decent banter and the beginnings of Jily. All fluff, no smut.