Hermione Granger wants revenge on Ron. The perfect person for her plan is Draco Malfoy. All she has to do is make him fall for her, easy as cake, right? But is it that easy to win Draco Malfoy's heart? All Draco Malfoy wants is for Pansy Parkinson to leave him alone. The only girl who'd make that happen is none other than Hermione Granger. All he has to do is use his Malfoy charms and seduce her, right? And then she's his? » all copyright belongs to FigmentofAnnie / ihootanniex3 /escapism- 2014© « **Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list** ** lovelycover by @cloudstars **

In which a shy, unnoticed Gryffindor befriends the golden trio. Together, finding out the true secrets of the supposedly murderous, Sirius Black... {Book one} {Prisoner of Azkaban} {Harry Potter x OC} Warning for fellow new readers; although I am super proud of this book, it was my first proper attempt to write fanfiction so some parts are a bit cringe, but hopefully you can excuse that and still enjoy it!

Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!

Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!

Gracie is headed off to Hogwarts. She's been living with the Weasley family for as long as she can remember, but she's adopted. So when she and her 'brother' Ron meet the famous Harry Potter, how will they react??? Can Gracie keep her feelings to herself??! And will she find out who her real family is? Read to find out!!!(:

Hermione Granger wants to get married and start a family of her own. But her future plans of wearing a wedding dress are shattered when Ron breaks up with her suddenly. Draco Malfoy doesn't want to get married to save his life. But his fun single life is short lived when his mother asks him to marry Astoria Greengrass. Maybe he just needs to bring someone home that he knows his mother will disapprove of - Granger. **Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list** gorgeous cover by @RomanceisMyFiction

To say that Oliver Wood had a slight obsession with Quidditch was an understatement. It was borderline unhealthy. He loved the sport, but he hated losing. While he hated losing to any team, there was one team he hated losing to the most. Surprisingly enough, it was the Ravenclaw team. But it wasn't for reasons that many would suspect, it was because of who played on the Ravenclaw team. Melanie Anderson has been playing for the Ravenclaw Quidditch team as Chaser since her second year. What started off as friendly competition turned into rivalry as she and Oliver Wood made it their sole mission to have their teams beat each other every year. Oliver wants to win for the sake of winning, but Melanie wants to win just to see the frustrated look on Oliver's face because it's just so damn cute. Plus, who wouldn't want to hear the sexy Scottish voice curse their name?

❝There's a darkness on the edge of town...❞ There was a darkness coming. A war to end all wars, an evil that was rising with nothing that could stop it. The Order of the Phoenix was reassembling, and this time, they have a weapon far greater than anything they could've produced; a weapon that would defeat Lord Voldemort. A weapon no one knew about. Her. [ book 1 - completed ] [ order of the phoenix - half-blood prince ] [ harry potter ] [ written by heidi© ]

"THERE IS PEACE, EVEN IN THE STORM." In which a girl with defying power faces the obstacles of secrets, love, and family. [order of the phoenix] RE-WRITTEN

Elora was only a child when she was adopted by the Granger family, already coming to terms with the fact that she'll never be the same as her new parents. Going to Hogwarts the same year as Hermione, they embarked on two completely different paths. Hermione continues to roam with the heroes while Elora mingles with the villains, not sure how everything will turn out in the end. TRIGGER WARNING-SEXUAL ASSAULT