A millennials guide to: being fucking gay

Before I get shit. This is a joke, aight? Good? great? cool. *inhales HEY THERE KIDDO DO YOU LIKE PORN WITH PEOPLE OF THE SAME SEX THEN YOU CHANCES ARE YOU ARE GAY DONT FREAK OUT THOUGH IT IS THAT BAD YES BUT THATS WHY THIS TUTORIAL IS HERE YOU HOMO PIECE OF SHIT I LOVE YOU