"Why don't you take a swan dive off the roof? Maybe you'll get a Quirk then!" So he did. And he did. -- Cross-posted from my AO3, Chrysanthos. It's come to my attention that someone's reposting this fic - luckily for me, they haven't updated past about chapter eight. Also, I wished to add more tags, as there are quite a few characters. Alas... ^^;;;