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Sh*t! I'm Sorry! by camerybear
Sh*t! I'm Sorry!
camerybear
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Highest Rank: #1 in Romance, #2 in Humor What happens when you're walking down the street, with one of the best coffees in hand, turn around for one second... Then the next thing you know, the world is spinning and you've landed in the arms of one of the most gorgeous organisms of the male species. With the best coffee, you've ever had, spilt on his grey v-neck? Or maybe when you're drunk off your head, can't walk in a straight line with a heel that is broken and your makeup smudged with a bottle of beer in your hand... Then the next thing you know the world is spinning and that same gorgeous organism has you in his arms with the strong smell of your beer on his leather jacket? When it comes to Ryan Einstein, Alexis Harrington needs a little help. Especially when her only instinct is to say..."Shit! I'm sorry!" © All Rights Reserved 2018 Camerybear
One Kiss, One Daycare  by pancakeslolol
One Kiss, One Daycare
pancakeslolol
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"God damn it, Derrick! You're going to get the crap everywhere! Put the diaper in the Diaper Genie!" I yelled, but not loud enough to wake up the rest of the kids in the other room. He groaned, pinching his nose with one hand and throwing the diaper away with the other. "Alright, first step done," I said. "Baby wipes, please," I requested with my hand out. He grabbed the wipes and handed them to me. I looked at him and gave him back the pack of wipes. "Molly told you to do it." "Nuh uh! I am not doing that! It's near his peanut-sized thing!" "Oh. My god." I glared at him. "Give me those," I yanked the wipes out of his hands. Daycares. The last place you would think to hang out with your crush. Thanks to the crazy atmosphere of toddlers running amok and screaming their heads off, the obsessive, Lily Tanners encounters the most unexpected thing that gets her off guard. Will she finally have the dream of being with her crush, Derrick Evans?