Conker dumps the throne to bring Berri back then uses a cheat to get drunk. But when he tries to enter another cheat to get to Berri's house while drunk, Berri gets a bad case of the screaming sh- eh, farts.

"Hector..." She said, taking his hand in hers, "Y-you're..I mean- you're gonna be okay." She forced herself to smile, despite her nervousness. She knew deep down that his chances of surviving were slim. She knew her daughter was very old and had very bad memories. Hell, Coco didn't even remember Miguel's name. Hector looked up at his wife, letting out another sharp breath and violent shiver. "I-Imelda...I-I'm s-sorry.." Imelda instantly hushed him, shutting her eyes tight. "Don't. Don't talk like that. You're gonna be okay, I swear. Coco will remember you. Miguel won't let her forget.." Hector breathed heavily, glancing over at Imelda's family. "Y-you did s-so well w-without me...I-I wish I could've b-been there with you..I wish I never left." "Hector, please." She begged, squeezing his hand, "Stop..I refuse to lose you again!" "I-Imelda.." He breathed out, "I- I love you...p-please don't ever forget that.." Just a jumble of one-shots about Hector and Imelda cause they're freaking cute.

It's a smut ...about their first time ... yea ...sex....Spanish ...yea....so...um... •\\\\\\\• enjoy Oh it's mature context (sex) don't like then advert your eyes young ones (sex is a natural thing to do ) But not rape and only if you love the person Let me be mature! This story takes place the the early 1900 Héctor is 18 and Imelda is 19 they got married. Héctor was intoxicated and wanted to have some fun time with Imelda, his new wife but, she didn't agree so they do it the next day.

Crash is now published as a Paperback, and E-book with W by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Wattpad Original Edition and Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. Thank you so much for your support! ***** Alex Jenkins, ex-motorcyclist and heir to billions, fakes his engagement to Evie Cooper to claim his fortune. But with a single kiss, everything changes. ***** Alex Jenkins was once a competitive motorcycle racer, but now he's grown up and aims to take over his family's billion-dollar corporation. He just needs to prove to his grandmother - the steely, foul-mouthed matriarch of the Jenkins clan - that he's matured. The solution? He fakes an engagement with his gorgeous intern, Evie Cooper. What could go wrong? Everything, apparently, because Alex can't get Evie out of his head. She's never been in love, never been touched by a man, and refuses to fall for his arrogant, powerful act. Can he exchange his love of the chase for something more real? [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

Will and Emma are divorced and Shelby comes back to Lima to basically start her life over. Will sees her again at McKinley and notices she is a teacher full time. He asks her out and starts to feel something for her they kiss and end up having sex. Shelby tells Will that she's loved him ever since they met first at one he rehearsals for regionals. Will tells Shelby he isn't sure how he feels and she leaves him to figure it out. A few days later he comes back to her and they reunite and he tells her he loves her too and they become boyfriend and girlfriend. Will their relationship last?

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