Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

tyler is suicidal josh is suicidal Tyler and josh's parents are friends. They move into Tylers house. What will happen when they have to live under the same roof. Secrets and feelings will unfold. will their friendship become something more?

Jobless, Ninnette thought she wouldn't be able to survive because she could barely afford to eat. As luck would have it, she got a job as a maid in Alexander's house. Only Alex was a very hot man who was definitely out of her league. One night when Alex leaves the house to sort business out, Ninnete decided to ease her emotions her own way but this billionaire had ideas of his own too. Excerpt: 'You were thinking of me that night.' he said as he slowly circled her navel, flicking the ring playfully. His voice had dropped an octave and she shivered at the raw lust it conveyed. Vocal cords refusing to function, all she could manage was a nod. 'Words, Ninnette. Use your words'. he murmured again as he moved even lower..."

Julie has always been the shy type. Her world changes when she finds wattpad, a very popular ebook community. She becomes addicted to it and even starts posting her own stories. But are friends, fans and votes all she will get from this site? Or is it possible to find love as well?

Blessed-or cursed-with a connection to the souls of others, Sloan Jordan can see the best in people... and the worst. For twenty-seven years, she's kept her ability a secret, but eleven young women have been murdered in the mountains of North Carolina, and Sloan may be the only hope of finding their killer. She has just agreed to help Detective Nathan McNamara with the case, when a stranger-who is as alluring as he is terrifying-shows up at her doorstep with a dark past and another puzzling mystery: she can't see his soul at all. Now Sloan is on the hunt for a deadly psychopath with two irresistible men. One of them would die for her, and the other would kill to keep her safe. **THE SOUL SUMMONER is in stores now.