Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

"Wha-How-how did you do that?" Malfoy questioned furiously. I gave him a cocky smirk. "Just a few simple jinxes. Guess I'm not that much of a Mudblood after all, hm?" His brow furrowed. "No-you're still a Mudblood. Do you not know what Mudblood means?" Her Muggle brothers never thought anything odd of Lainey Fitzroy until finding out that she's a witch at age eleven. Determined to learn and succeed, Lainey goes to Hogwarts, where she meets an array of life changing people, like the famous Harry Potter, the notorious Draco Malfoy, and the ever-faithful Ginny Weasley. Lainey has a few secrets, though, some she doesn't even know about, along with a plethora of decisions to make as her years pass at Hogwarts. Cover made by my lovely sister. I do not own anything in the Harry Potter world. All rights to J.K. Rowling.

Draco Malfoy, who is also known as the Slytherin Prince meets the Mavis Evans, the Slytherin Princess who started her Fourth Year in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Draco despises Mavis and She despises Him and as well. But the two gets closer and closer to each other Mavis finds out Draco's true personality that lies deep within him. #3 in Duel

(Y/N) Riddle is a pureblood feared witch, she is the cursed child of Tom Riddle or otherwise known as Lord Voldemort. She went to Azkaban when she was young for 5 years until she was proven innocent, but was she?... (Y/N) can shift into a 7 foot tall creature but is not an Animagus. She was cursed into it by her father at a young age, to be in his words, "more powerful". It was true, however it's hard for her to control and is forced to shift when angry, which causes some problems since she has her fathers temper... Her life at Hogwarts isn't as peaceful as she wanted it to be, especially when she meets a blonde bully and the boy who survived her father... "I'm a Riddle, I will always be punished for the crime I didn't commit..." - (Y/N) Riddle • Will take requests might do smut or lemon but might not since I'm not good at writing them sorry ? •Warning : Might contain rude language ?

❝WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL IM GOING TO DATE YOU❞ in which a two enemies agree to fake date one another. [draco malfoy x fem!reader] © 2016 sameezyy

***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.

Fate had brought the mistress of the cards at Alice Academy. Forced to transfer when she was mistaken on having an alice, as she was spotted using one of her Sakura cards. As time passed, she slowly unravels the secrets and mystery of the academy. Follow her on an adventure as she make new friends, new love and even dangerous enemies. ***A Cardcaptor Sakura and Gakuen Alice crossover.

They forced me to sign the papers, they forced me to chain myself to someone I could never love. So I did what I could. I ran away. Life's too short to waste it in a living hell. In a nutshell. I thought that if I could escape, all my problems would disappear with a flicker of my magical wand and 'poof!' That's where I was wrong. That's the part where Killua Zoldyck enters my life and ruins all hope of normality or peace. Or even safety. But somehow, something changed along the way.... And it wasn't so dreadful anymore.

Some random HXH jokes for you to enjoy. edit: some of the jokes may not be mine