A collection of some of the best pickup lines. (okay, the best is an exaggeration)

Only true Faniltons will understand these Tumblr posts! (With occasional Hamilton or Lin pictures) Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THESE PHOTOS AND AM NOT TAKING CREDIT FOR MAKING THEM

22 year old Sarah Saster had finally finished college, and was lucky enough to have her uncle offer her a job at his office building, she thought her life couldn't get any better, that is, until one august day when a shooter enters the building, and changes her life forever.

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

❝i've delicately chosen letters to form words and words to form sentences, each sentence a colorful paint stroke on the canvas of my mind.❞ [ #1 in poetry on 27/08/16 ]

you can recommend some stories if you want! :D

You know when there is that 1 person that is just so annoying and you want to slap them so bad? Well you may as well insult them instead. There is also other stuff as well in this book, but it is mostly comebacks and insults pickup lines that back fire also. So hope you enjoy!!!!!! p.s. this is my first book though!!! And also not all of these comebacks are mine so yeah baiii!