Pickup Lines
A collection of some of the best pickup lines. (okay, the best is an exaggeration)
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Hahaha Hamilton
Only true Faniltons will understand these Tumblr posts! (With occasional Hamilton or Lin pictures) Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THESE PHOTOS AND AM NOT TAKING CREDIT FOR MAKING THEM
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Goes the Weasel
22 year old Sarah Saster had finally finished college, and was lucky enough to have her uncle offer her a job at his office building, she thought her life couldn't get any better, that is, until one august day when a shooter enters the building, and changes her life forever.
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Hide & Seek 2: The Return of Mr. Harmon
My name is Emily. Two years ago I lost everything. I thought I could start a new life. I thought Abby was gone. I thought I'd never see Jasper again. I thought I would never have to play another game of hide and seek in my life. Turns out I was wrong. Dead wrong. AGAIN... Series#2 (Grammar and spelling fixed by @Whisp...
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The Lovely Suicide Children
They say every dead person has a home. Olivia found her home with The Lovely Suicide Children. At first, it was everything she could ever imagine. However, the first impressions are usually wrong. (Trigger warnings)
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Ten Reasons Not To Die
"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."
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letters to no one ➳ [poetry]
❝i've delicately chosen letters to form words and words to form sentences, each sentence a colorful paint stroke on the canvas of my mind.❞ [ #1 in poetry on 27/08/16 ]
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Hide and Seek
How does your night go from a game of Hide and Seek with your best friend, to your parents being murdered the same night? On top of that, you're sent to live with your mother and father's best friend, Mrs. and Mr. Harmon. Although Emily and her brother have no idea who these people are, they're given the luxury life a...
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Some comebacks/insults!!!
You know when there is that 1 person that is just so annoying and you want to slap them so bad? Well you may as well insult them instead. There is also other stuff as well in this book, but it is mostly comebacks and insults pickup lines that back fire also. So hope you enjoy!!!!!! p.s. this is my first book though...
