" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

Dan is a dancer, but it's his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be human? A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend. etcetc phan with kickthestickz This story carries some warnings, however they're p much all spoilers except non-graphic violence and injury on one occasion, and non-described minor character death. No major character death and no self harm. Please message me if you think you'll need to know the TWs! To avoid spoilers, you can give me a list of things you don't want to read for whatever reason and I'll let you know if they're in the fic or not :)

"Shit, I'm so fucking sorry, I didn't mean to snap at you back there." "Don't use naughty words please." -- punk!phil & little!dan -- published: August 21, 2016

❥daddy❥: naughty boy, are we? ♡babyboy♡: yes, daddy..

A phanfic. Gender fluid!Dan Gender fluid!Phil Lots of Phan, a little KicktheStickz Warnings: dysphoria, angst Cover: -Drawing: http://sunnyaalisse.tumblr.com/post/134988790463/people-like-flower-crowns-because-they-are-pretty -Design: @_obscurefacade

If you're into texting phan, general phan, smut :) , or innocent!dan and fuckboy!phil and major daddy kinks then you've come to the right place

" we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions can speak louder than words.

the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying

when antisocial, tanned teenager found his youtube senpai, everything changed. ©️han-dowell, 2017