I Kneed The Bad Boy In His Family Jewels [EDITING]

"Nice legs you've got there babe." He brings his head down and nuzzles it into the crook of my neck. My heart involuntarily jumps and almost as if on instinct, I bring my knee up. It hits home so hard that I'm sure his great-great-great-grandfather felt it. That's it. I had kneed the bad boy in his family jewels. And...

Misery Loves Company

Her name is Misery, and she does NOT want company. *** It's not every day sixteen-year-old Misery Hayes finds a rock band full of pretty boys on her door step. Actually, it's not every day Misery interacts with humans, because being named after an emotion Merriam...