When Jane Madarang's neighbor Natalie kills herself and leaves behind cryptic instructions, it's up to Jane and her classmates to unearth deadly secrets. ***** Natalie Driscoll is dead. She threw herself out a window and left her neighbor Jane to unravel their town's darkest secrets. Following Natalie's instructions leads Jane to three other high school students who all have something to hide. The four of them must carry out Natalie's final errand while solving the mysteries written in her diary. But the secrets they unearth may be far more dangerous than what they ever imagined. Content and/or trigger warning: This story contains scenes of suicide, violence and murder that may be triggering for some readers. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Sending Message: Coconut-Tits, do you really have to message me at this time? I'm kind of busy tending to my panda fur. New Message: You indirectly admitted to staring at my breasts. Sending Message: So what if I did? I'm jealous. Your chest is like a fucking hill. Or a mountain. Meanwhile, my girls resemble a valley. So flat, they're inverted. New Message: That's not true. Sending Message: So you've been secretly eye-raping my lack of rack? You're as guilty as I am! New Message: Go shave your panda of its fur. - An adorably crazy jumble of texts and dialogue between superstitious zoo-worker Lily, and painfully straight Georgia, takes them to unimaginable levels of their newfound friendship. Follow the girls as Georgia opens up about her boyfriend, Lily goes animal ghost-hunting and they spend midnight conversations talking about... Panda Fur? Seriously. It could be worse than Ass Milk. A lot worse. [PG13: frequent profanities, contains gxg kissing gifs, EVEN MORE moderate indirect sexual content/references and of course, double the amount of those sexy gAy RaInBoWs]

A story about two girls who are best friends, lovers, and lobsters. All at once.

The story of how Mia and Polly met, and how they fell in love.

Mia and Polly continue being awesome and stuff I dunno you know you're gonna read it anyway.

"So, how did you know you were gay?" "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head. Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and thought, damn, I want that dangly thing between his legs up my arsecrack, I realised, oh holy fucking shit, the gay rainbow chose me! Praise Jesus." "Your parents must be proud." "They make me masturbate in a bath of holy water every night." - A light-hearted and sometimes funny collection of dialogue, letters, school incident reports, paintings and texts involving Charlie and his antagonistic art partner, Ferne, as they get together through their mutual love of spray-paint, love itself and... Ass Milk? Brilliant. [PG13: frequent profanities, contains bxb kissing gifs, moderate indirect sexual content/references and gAy RaInBoWs] 98% complete

There are different types of listening. Some are bad. (LGBT themes).