Hello there. My name is Harold Edward Styles. I have a job straight from Hell, literally. You see, I'm dead but I was a fucker so all fuckers go to Hell. Which is where I am. I don't like being in Hell, no one does. Satan is a whiny motherfucker, it got annoying after a while. I wanted to be in heaven where I could party with Jesus and his disciples and stay up all night. So God decided to give me a task. If I should succeed then I would be on the guest-list for the next party. So let me start from the beginning. My task consisted of this, a snobby, bitchy, cute...wait actually very attractive, and oh so perfect, Kimberly Paxan.