{ She may be the one for you, but your not the one for her}

"i want you to kill me." -- the one where dan is suicidal and phil is homicidal.

"Reason number one not to fall in love with Phil Lester, he speaks in colors." ~ Dan Howell is in his last year of high school when, thanks to a bet, he is forced to prove to his friend how easy it is to not fall in love with somebody who cares for the stars more than he cares for himself. Who's crazy plans always seem to get him in trouble. Who, especially, feels in colors. {Lil bit of a trigger warning for here and there. Mentions of suicide, cutting, etc. This is a fluff phanfiction. There is no smut or bad swearing.} Translated to Spanish by @debilitae

Hi, my name is Eren, and I'd like to be friends? I don't have too many friends. Is this too awkward for you? I'll just leave. I hit enter before I could change my mind. Instantly regretting my decision, I went to go offline. But, right before I clicked "Offline", I heard a noise. There was an orange "1" right beside "Humanity's Strongest Soldier". I clicked on his name. My name's Levi you little shit. Don't take my douch-bagginess personally. I find it easier to stay silent rather than converse. I don't have but one friend. It's an online friend, his name is Armin. I don't know if you know him, but if you did that would be pretty cool I guess. I'd like another friend, so I guess we could give it a shot. ______________________ It was so easy. All I had to do was show Sasha a few nice apartments in California, and off we went. But, now that I'm here, it'll be a bit harder than I thought. Eren shouldn't be too difficult. Ass I recall, he has a few anger issues. In the past, he's let anger cloud his mind, and that shall be his downfall. But before I can get to Eren, I have to get past his friends. Armin is one of the most intelligent people we've encountered. His IQ rivals Einstein's. It won't be hard to beat him up, but it'll be increasingly difficult to manipulate him. Levi Ackerman is famous where I come from. Strong, smart, and short tempered. It'll be easy to light his fuse, and it'll be fun to watch him crash and burn. Erwin's a very smart man. He's rich, famous, and has high standards. I've known him for a while, actually, he's helped me out a few times. It's a shame, really. Hanji Zoe, a scientist. She's got fantastic deductive skills, and can be very impulsive. Haven't met her in person till' now, but I've heard quite a few stories about her. Why, you ask? Ha, that's classified information. (This story in incomplete, and has been restarted. )

Every time the both of us die, we are reincarnated again. We were born to love each other, it was decided by fate.

Phan, kickthestickz and multiple youtubers at hogwarts! Dan Howell, a shy third year slytherin, is befriended by fifth year hufflepuff Phil Lester. Dan is quiet and alone, with little faith in his abilities, but with the comfortable and kind-hearted Phil he will learn to flourish in the wizarding world. This is a chaptered story with each chapter a oneshot in its own right. A brief summary will be at the beginning of each part if you wanna just dip in and read a couple that you like the sound of.

A Phan Hogwarts AU. Set after the Harry Potter Series, after the second generation is at Hogwarts. Dan and Phil are both first years. Lots of teen drama and fluff will be included. (I guess tween drama, technically) FINISHED 4/2/2018

Dan and Phil are two very great best friends, but what Phil doesn't know is that Dan may have feelings for him which could either end good or bad. Dan starts a live stream one day and something happens!

the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying

Another Dan and Phil Hogwarts AU, because we don't already have enough of those. (Dan is Slytherin and Phil is Hufflepuff - I made the age difference only one year to make things less weird lol). Sorry chapters are so short I didn't know how to split it up and it felt too long to be in one go.