In the Badlands there is so much crime that it is almost impossible to stop. Most police officers have given up and turned to crime. Very ironic. At least that's what one gun woman thinks. She's very well known in all parts of town. It's funny, really. Everyone knows her face, or thinks they do, yet they never see her coming. Not usually the rescuing type, she finds herself watching someone get pummeled in an alleyway. The fight isn't all that interesting and the poor, pathetic bastard was going to die in an unfair fight. Now we couldn't have that could we?

THIS IS NOT MY BOOK!!! I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS BOOK!!!! The original book Twist and Shout by the author from achiveofourown (Gabriel (AO3)) ALL THE CREDITS GOES TO GABRIEL AND STANDBYME!!

[pastel dan/punk phil] dan howell; an internet sensation, blogger and self proclaimed 'pastel prince'. phil Lester; the mastermind behind the city, technical crime-lord and overall coffee indulger. their paths never were supposed to cross, but sometimes paths are never certain. pastel prince// pastel dan + punk phil//2016 [highest ranking: #20 in detective]

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

When 16 year old Jake English moves from his small island to a small beach on the west coast, he expects nothing but boredom and less adventure than he'd like. But after being saved from drowning by a mysterious person, he learns that there's a bigger adventure than he ever could've imagined. (This is just a little DirkJake fanfiction that I've had in my mind for a while. It's based off tumblr user Ikimaru's merstuck drawings. (They're so fucking good.). There will probably be some OOCness, so be warned. Also, sorry for the shitty description. Merstuck!AU) (Keep in mind that I am not Andrew Hussie, therefore I do not own any characters. If I owned any of them, I probably wouldn't be writing a fanfic, would I?)

Jeff is back by popular demand, in a sequel for To Live without Fear! You and Jeff have settled into your life together, hopping from place to place, going wherever the wind takes you. You haven't had many run-ins with the law ever since you escaped from the mental hospital and Jane's wrath, but there are other, stranger consequences to living with an infamous serial killer, and these consequences come in the form of Jeremy MacArthur. COVER ART BY A-SLEEPLESS-DEATH ON TUMBLR