Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

DON'T READ. SHIT WRITTEN BY A 12 YEAR OLD ME THAT 18 YEAR OLD ME NEEDS TO FIX. ~ Naruto had one friend, Kaira, the failed ninja who is constantly hurt and bullied by Kiba Inuzuka. Kaira leaves for 3 years, but comes back for the chuunin exams with her new team. As she watches her best friends fall for leaf village boys...Kaira finds herself slowly losing herself, and as she falls backwards, begins to die inside. Little did she know, as she falls, she drags Kiba with her.

****Winner of the Most Popular Naruto Fanfic Watty Award 2013/14**** **Currently being rewritten as the original is old and awful in this author's opinion** A coming of age story about a young Ninja, confused and hurt by the instances in her past, struggling to find her place and figure out what it all means. Can the kindness of a new Village warm a heart that time has taught to be cold and cruel? Can new friendships replace broken bonds, lost to the past? Is it safer to stay, or is it safer to run? A story not about one's physical strength, or of obtaining great power, but a story of overcoming and learning to change as old wounds heal.

"Alive.." He started to say, repeating the last word. "That's how you make me feel."