Zombieland with Tallahassee

This is just a little short fic I wrote in 2 days and finished at 3am. I watch Zombieland all the time because it's one of my favorite movies, and Tallahassee is my favorite. It is an x reader fic and if you want, I will write a lemon with Tallahassee. I could do a second part with Columbus if you wanted, but this fic...