This is NOT my fanfiction this was copied. It was made by Gabriel (AO3).

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible." Now Complete!

Hey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that is to be expected after all. This was one of my first experiences with writing, so yeah. Also, sometimes (rarely now) I will use this book at a Voltron shitpost so... Yeah. Warnings are ALWAYS before the story and if there is some warnings I forgot it you would like me to add PLEASE MESSAGE ME! It is absolutely NO inconvenience for me, and as long as everyone here is having a good time and feels safe, that's all I care about. If you read all of that, thank you for taking time for that! If you're only just reading this, I would absolutely LOVE it if you at least skimmed over the paragraph above! -Adrian (previously Rowan, than Damion, then Rowan again because what's consistency) Disclaimer: I don't own most of the drawings or videos in this books, all credit towards the owners (and if you happen to know if some of the artists didn't want that picture reposted could you please let me know so I can remove it? Thanks!)

'Ten he said. Ten not eleven or half one, definitely ten,' Hermione thought as she paced their small kitchen worriedly,'what if he got in a fight or something was wrong. No he was with harry nothing would go wrong.' *unedited feel free to point out mistakes*

THIS IS NOT MY BOOK!!! I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS BOOK!!!! The original book Twist and Shout by the author from achiveofourown (Gabriel (AO3)) ALL THE CREDITS GOES TO GABRIEL AND STANDBYME!!

Smut or fluff. I'm good with any! Smut will be marked with ???? Fluff will be marked with ☺ This is girl characters unless asked to be different. My bff and I got together to make these.

"Step into my case, I will not have you lose your memory." - Newt Scamander ends up staying longer than he planned in New York, meeting a girl he never planned on. Is he just being silly, or could this mean more? - Highest Rank: #1 in Fantastic Beasts - Note: Story was written only after the first movie came out, so events and personalities that take place in any other movies are/were unknown to the author. Take this story at face value after seeing only the first movie.

"Trouble in paradise Granger?" He drawled, smirking like he'd just insulted her again. Which in a way he had. "Shut your mouth Malfoy. You were a part of it too." She huffed back, puffing away the strand of hair on her face. "Part of what?! I'm not the one looking for reasons to dump Weasley!" He said, crossing his arms and looking at her directly. "That's not what I'm doing!" "Come off it Granger. That's exactly what your doing. Some are actually starting to notice" he was scanning his nails for dirt. She didn't comment on that. Obviously lost for words. "You should try something else" he said after a while. Then she looked at him and waited for him to continiue. He smirked again. "I have the perfect idea." New Dramione fic! Read my other book --> Kiss me Granger (Completed)

Since turning 25, Hermione's friends and family seem to believe that she is sad and lonely, mostly due to some of them already being settled down. Because of this though, they all seem bound and determined to help her with her love life. It has almost become a competition for them to find her the one they think is her perfect other half. Thus Hermione keeps being pushed into one blind date after another. Its a bit like kissing frogs to find her prince. Tedious and overwhelming. The cherry on top however is that Draco Malfoy seems to keep appearing out of no where, especially on her more disastrous dates!

Five years on from the Battle of Hogwarts where Lord Voldemort fell, Hermione Granger is revolutionising the Ministry of Magic where she works as Minister for Magic. This job also brings back people from her past and when she bumps into Draco Malfoy, she can't help but notice how different he is. But soon, Draco's dark past catches up with him and both he and Hermione will have to fight for their lives.