yeah idk self insert shit why not also there will be smut probably but I'll warn you for the chapter it's in

(DISCONTINUED AT THE MOMENT) Your 6 years old and your parents dropped you off at an orphanage that looks like a school and has 2 caretakers who say their teachers Mr.Baldi and Mr.Principal but the other kids call him prince. All the kids say that only the smartest survive. You don't believe until.. someone gets an answer wrong. (Art by GoGoUWU)

You know when there is that 1 person that is just so annoying and you want to slap them so bad? Well you may as well insult them instead. There is also other stuff as well in this book, but it is mostly comebacks and insults pickup lines that back fire also. So hope you enjoy!!!!!! p.s. this is my first book though!!! And also not all of these comebacks are mine so yeah baiii!