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This will mostly be Sans and Papyrus One-shots. Some witll have a part 1-3 or will just be medium sized story's. I will do AU's! I am a wrighter who likes fluffy or sometimes sad yet comfort stories!

You are a lone girl with a normal and boring life... You worked at a convinient store just a few blocks away from your not so great House. You were a rather stoic person who didn't care much about the world. You were also a caffeine addict which wasn't so healthy, but you didn't care either way. Anyway, 3-4 years ago the barrier shattered causing the monsters to become free by the help of a young human named Chara. The monsters were ruthless and terrifying, but they never hurt or kill anyone. But humans were still scared to approach them. On the other hand you, just literally ignored it. You didn't care anyway. Then one day, something changed in your daily basis causing your whole life to change so much. "YOU HUMANS ARE SO DESPITEFUL!!!" "Now now My Lord, we have to show a good first impression right?" "Impression, Impressions... I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT MATER MY LAZY WORTHLESS BROTHER!!" Contains: -Curse words -Triggers -Mentions of deppresion -Gruesome Actions/Scenes -Violence -Puns I only own the Cover Art and Story. I DO NOT own SwapFell AU.

You weren't noticed much, other than your friend Chara. One day she suggested you both go to Mt.Ebott. you wanted to know if the legends were true....were they?

this story contains adult content!!!! read at own risk. I glared at the vampire before me, pressing myself against the bars of my 'cage' before dropping the glare and offering him my sweetest grin, "once I get out of her I'm going to kill alllll of you!" I swept my arms out wide, my grin turning feral, "I'm going to rip out all of your throats and see how you like your blood being drained from your neck." The vampire flashed his fangs at me in an equally menacing grin, "you can try that all you want, after the auction." I was tempted to spit in his face but I really did not want to be whipped...again. ~~~ Calla, an 18 year old human girl has always lived her life on the run, but was captured by vampires and forced into auction at a high end 'pet shop' where any wealthy vampire can buy her and proceed to do as they please until they decide to kill her. Pessimistic, rude, and short fused Calla is one hell of a handful, one most vampier's don't want to bother with...until him. THIS SHIT IS RATED MATURE in case you were curious this isn't labeled Mature on the wattpad rating thing because it won't let me change my fucking maturity thing.

You've heard the stories, of the mysteries of a man who guides lost ladies home by night legend says his voice is like a demon of hell and anyone who's ever approached him has died. One night you get lost and you uncover his real story