"who wants that perfect love story anyway, anyway? cliché, cliché, cliché, cliché "

"Um-what sorry can you repeat that I'm confused."

Clues in the name❤️ This book is funny as hell and I'm soo proud that I've received 100,000 views,5,000 votes and 2,000 comments in just over 3 months. (Featuring - Malak Watson, Tre and jalen brooks, and finally Fade) ENJOYYYYYY

"You see... he's my boyfriend, he just doesn't know it yet." (prepare your self for one weird ass story featuring Malak Watson) " I collect the air Malak breathes in. Totally normal compared to what I've done over the last few months, never mind years. I've sold his saliva on eBay, I've stored his hair in a tiny wooden box under my bed. But worse of all... I've stroked his neck with a pencil. But STILL he hasn't noticed me. But that will all change once he's found me in his wardrobe...." (By the way THIS IS NOT A TRUE STORY! I'm not this weird in real life...... Yet) (Lmaoo this is kind of a creepy story but the more you vote and comment the quicker I'll update! Enjoyyyyyy) #SEASON1OFSTALKING

"You don't know what it's like to be fat until you are fat. You have no idea how hard it is."

Jalen meets Janelle, janelle meets tre, This is How the confusion begins. This is At your best.

Read to find out all the drama and fun see how big brother be bitchy and how the sister handled it