According to multiple online sources, scientists know more about space than Earth's very own Ocean. In the town of South Park, no one really cared about things like that. Tweek Tweak certainly hadn't thought such odd information could be of any use to him. That is, until a new kid moves to town and shows him just how truly astounding the Heavens are.

Cheerful. This is only one of the many words you could use to describe Butters Stotch. Such an optimistic and pure kid. So heavily guarded and sheltered with no clue as to what the real world held in store for him. But like everyone he had his own secrets, and his life was not as easy to live as he made it seem. Reckless. That was Kenny McCormick for you. Although he cares deeply for the sake of others, he finds himself recklessly toying with the hearts of others. Yet every time he breaks in two the hearts of those he finds attractive, his own seems to chip away bit by bit as well. He wishes for once in his life that he might actually be able to die, to start life in Hell where he no doubt belongs. But maybe coming back is the devil's sick way of telling him he's already there.

What you're about to read isn't just a story. It's not a simple novel or sequel to some ridiculous fanfiction. This isn't even a work of fiction at all. For me, this was a little too real.. If you think really hard, you might even learn something about these useless words your brain is absorbing. This could teach you much more than being packed in a classroom forced to memorize mathematic functions and what country was blamed for World War II. This is the study of mind, and I will try my best to explain the series of events that led to my overall dilemma. Including the reason I watch Kenneth McCormick so closely sometimes.

"You mean Tweek? He's annoying," it was a lie, I could never think of Tweek as annoying, but at the time I just wanted to be accepted as a decent human being. Someone people would want to be around, "The only reason I hang out with him anymore is because of the free coffee. He's a freak, really."