Sequel to Teenager posts. Don't die of too much laughter, I don't want to go to jail early... Seriously, don't.

Never let a bitch or a dick leave you speechless... know your worth then add tax You ain't a princess, you don't need people telling you where you stand. You are a queen use it; and bring every motherfucking human to their knees Xoxo 😘 The queen of savages

awesome comebacks at your disposal.

THIS IS A MUST READ, PEOPLE! JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES! What more could you want? Don't answer that question...

I love puns, bad jokes crack me up, and I LOOVVVEEEE pick-up lines!!! So... ENJOY!!! October 31, 2017... apparently I can't add any more chapters? I'm just going to have a second book. Thanks for reading and happy Halloween!!!

This is a book I have done as a personal challenge from my younger challenging me to come up with 500 comebacks not of which can include swearing. (requested by our dad). Hope you guys like it each page will have 5 comebacks so altogether it will contain 101 parts including the intro give or take depending on whether or not I want to add extra chapters to mark every 100. Please enjoy and use in moderation.

JOKES, JOKES and MORE JOKES!!!!!!! :) ;)

When you're in a fight, and you don't have a good comeback, struggle no more! In this book you'll learn a lot! This was not meant to offend anyone but only to use at your friend's house! Just kidding! So have sooo much fun using them!!!!

Have you noticed all the comeback books on wattpad are all the same? Well this one provides you with loads you have never heard before! Enjoy, and be the sarcasm royalty you know you are! Watch the Wattpad book trailer here! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZcgfvIXL_Y