Toba Sandlies: Professional in the making. Part-time banker in own finances and amateur fashion designer and trend critic. Personal trainer (twice a year only). Wii Sport Boxing Champion. Proudly fluent in 3 languages: English, Sarcasm, and Sass. Needs glasses, cannot operate or drive any sort of automobile or machinery without them. Will attempt anything if under extreme stress. Usually can be forced out of procrastination within 2 day deadlines. Prepared to accept any work hours and times except for morning. Exceptional skill in losing each job. Also great at stapling hands to paper.

The time I live in is where battles fought in outer countries are merely represented on a nightly screen, and only two worldly wars are remembered as the worst of them all. But what will happen after me?

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Inspired by Han_Man: I'm going to be uploading at least 10 every week to give you pleasure and laughter, Maybe more ;) So, everytime I update, I need you all to do something for me... COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE! The first comment will always win the dedication for that chapter (if that's what you want to call it). But only if it's a comment on your favorite status. So ya...READ, VOTE, COMMENT, AND LAUGH!!! Ready set....GO!

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

A book of Side-splitting, gut busting, ridiculously insane fake advertisements for fake products and services. This book will have you on your toes saying "What the hell?" while you try to catch your breath from laughing hysterically. Warning: You might fall on the floor laughing. We are not responsible for your injuries.

Maria was a normal teenager, but with a slight difference. Her eyes make a big impact on her life, but one other thing her mothers wasn't human when she was born. Maria has to find away to stop all this madness her mother has caused, but all is too late when she dies with the man she lovesmost. But will that stop her from reaching her goal? I don't think so.

HAILING ALL GIRLS! This is the story that you all want to read. We all go through those dreadful moments through the teenage years, and here is story about one girl's dilemmas. Sit and relax, as you watch her many *face-palm* moments and celebrate when you realize, that every girl goes through the same embarrassing things. Also don't be afraid to list in the comments, 101 things why you also hate being a girl!

❝ i miss the way your name tastes like forbidden toxins on my lips. ❞ copyright - all rights reserved

Sequel to Hilarious Facebook Statuses! :D These are some of the Teenager Posts found at //teenagerpost.tumblr.com! There are so many that you are able to relate to, and I want to know which ones you believe are the best. Continuing with the idea of Hilarious Facebook Statuses, I want you to vote, and then comment for your favorite posts that you believe you can relate to the most! Thanks for reading!