From the creator of the first book, accumulating over 100K reads, comes a sequel not for the faint of heart. The roasting is back, and better than ever!

Fan is ecstatic to join the new season of Inanimate Insanity. He's intrigued and a little starstruck, to say the least. Just as things begin to settle and friendships (sometimes more) begin to form, a troublesome event occurs. A contestant is killed in unknown circumstances. As the Bright Lights get smaller and smaller, will they be able to find out how these gruesome events occurred? Or, more importantly...who's next? (This WILL include in-depth depictions of murder, and some shipping, so read at your own risk! Also it's human au because I'm trash for that. Also also. Art is by me, characters are owned by AnimationEpic.)

Peak: (#441 in Random)(#1 in #inanimateinsanity)(#19 in Object) I've been seeing more of these around, so why not? (THIS BOOK IS A JOKE. ITS A JOKE! DONT SEND ME COMMENTS SAYING YOU'LL KILL ME PLEASE.)

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

Romance, hate, and fun! These are the consisted in these short one shot chapters, starring a new POV in each one. This is set at a party hosted by Toilet, a 'Welcome Back MePhone!' party. This takes place after episode 8 of II season 2! All characters belong to AnimationEpic (Adam Katz) and the rest of the II crew.

I do not own the characters or the show Inanimate Insanity. All rights go to Adam Katz.