this has all kind of jokes in it

Tamara N. Dizzle is just your average best-looking girl on the entire planet. However, her diamond-studded world is flipped upside-down when her limousine runs into Brody, the brooding bad boy who lives next door and totally isn't a vampire! After he makes several life threats, the two polar opposites share a passionate kiss... and Tamara starts to view her privately-funded school with five hot tubs a little differently. Where did all of the town's excessive wealth come from? Why are her classmates oozing drama from every orifice, and could Brody secretly be... a VAMPIRE?!?! You'll have to read this 100% legitimate story and find out! Only a 90% chance of clawing your eyeballs into mush within their own sockets, guaranteed!

We all know exactly what we should be doing, in order to make it big on Wattpad... but what about the stuff we're not supposed to do? This book will cover 70 of Wattpad's darkest sins, the mistakes that can send a user's story down to Wattpad Hell faster than a click of the 'unfollow' button. If you have observed any atrocities or just want to vent, leave a comment below and let the hate flow through you!

"The darkness was never meant to be, and two cats, high and proud will lead and destroy." On the day of his apprentice ceremony, Icepaw had a dream that forever shattered the peace of the forest. Darkness surrounds Icepaw and his Clan as a mysterious new prophecy hints that trouble will soon come. He is determined to protect his Clan at all costs from the danger, but what he didn't know is that the danger lurked closer before than it ever has, and Icepaw has to put in all of his strength to protect the Clan he has come to love very much. But with the darkness rising, he is also facing troubles as well. He didn't know who he could trust anymore, who he could love, or what he should do. All Icepaw wanted to do was become a warrior, but he did not know that he had to pay such high prices for the actions he was to take. * * * >>ALL RIGHTS RESERVED; don't use the characters or story without prior permission from the author! Story completed November 2015.<< ((DISCLAIMER: I do not own Warriors. THIS IS A FANFICTION!)) ((EDITING COMPLETE - 19 July 2018.))

Just funny/random/oh mah gawd things to laugh at!!

These are real dreams... I put in any dream I have that I remember. (Meaning this won't be updated.) Please read, vote, and comment!

Send me your oc's via pm, I will let you know if I don't know that fandom.

The title is pretty self explanatory. You tell me about your oc and I'll rate them ?/10. Cover photo is not mine. (No longer updating, sorry!)

this book contains pretty much all of my cosplays I make for frickin fun ok