From Near dumping water on people, to Mello's seduction, to Light's new puppy, this random crack-y stuff about Death Note should hopefully amuse you. Please enjoy! :3

[COMPLETED] (This book is a 'book 2' of the first "the dice tower falls" I suggest you read that one first before reading this one) Kira is gone Near is home Matt and mellow are dead What will come of the beautiful place they once called home?

[COMPLETED] Finally the day comes. The day your abusive parents are now in jail. But yet after this event you had no idea what to do with yourself. You ended up on the streets when a strange man came and took you to a place in which happiness comes.

In which you have a ridiculous backstory and Near doesn't consider many people his friend Disclaimer: I'm sure all the brilliant geniuses out there know that I don't own death note, it's character, or even you! They all belong to the creator/creators of Death Note, except for you, which belongs to you. However, the story is mine. Please enjoy :D

"Don't underestimate me, Hunter." I gulp, trying to sound unaffected by our close proximity. His lips are inches away from mine when he whispers with a smirk "Bite me, Kitten." ----------------------- "When a boy with anger issues meets a girl with even bigger anger issues..." Scarlet has been through quite a bit, but this final move to a new town was meant to make things easier and allow her to start fresh. After a lot of new friends, enemies, first impressions and situations she's never dealt with before, she realizes that life isn't meant to be simple, or maybe, it's a lot more simple than she thinks. Hunter, on the other hand, has never doubted the simplicity of life. What he wants- he gets. Right? And he definitely wants her. ----------------------- Completed -----------

The Preferences are with: L, Light, Near, Mello and Matt. Hope you'll like it ;)

L is dead. Mello and Matt are dead. Kira is dead. So what does Near do now? Why, solve a murder case, of course! And that murder case brings along a little puzzle that will take Near ages to solve.... (This story is in second person point of view. You are the main character! You are referred to as ______, so whenever you see that, just insert your own name.) * Thanks for almost 200k reads, loves! I own nothing. I am not associated with Death Note or its creators. I merely wrote this story. Do not take or repost this story elsewhere.

[Y/N] is a normal high school student who is about to graduate. She* is very curious about what is happening in the world and likes to have her own thoughts about it. One day the Japanese Taskforce shows up on your doorstep because she is suspected to be Kira. But the suspicion is not the only reason why she has to go with them... The characters and the whole Kira-story are obviously from Death Note, I do not own the rights about it and whatever I am supposed to say about that now. Please ignore any grammar and spelling mistakes, I try my best :) * /he, I mean if you are a guy reading this it's obviously cool. You just need to know that I will use she/her in this story, but I see no reasons why this shouldn't work with a male reader :) added notes: as you can see in the title, I discontinued this story (more details in the last "chapter" if you're interested). again, thank you all for the positive feedback and sorry if I disappointed you by not continuing this story. if anyone got inspired by this plot, feel free to use/continue it :)

Story takes place after the Kira case, when a new case arises. (y/n) (l/n), one of the smartest girls to live and Near's life long 'friend' and competition, becomes the prime suspect in the boy's newest case. Once travelling back to England, Nate River begins to investigate the new killings and crimes sweeping through England, claiming many lives. The emotionless detective stumbles upon a file of one of the prime suspects, (y/n) (l/n). A mysterious character whose intelligence could challenge his own. Will old feelings of a so called friendship creep up once more? How will investigating his life long friend affect their relationship? Or will new feelings begin to arise? (I have based the characters off the anime as I have not read the manga yet. Also, Matt and Mello are still alive! Yay!) (I don't own any of the original characters from Death Note)