Pia was too much of a homophobe, so a lesbian took it upon herself to teach him how to be gay.

A girl who relies on staying in the city stumbles upon a boy who wants to get out of the city. No. 1 of the city series

Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow. Me? Well, I'm just bitchy and mean. So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me? *This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction* Copyright © 2013 CrayonChomper

"Until they are dead, do we never part." WARNING: Violence, language, strong sexual content including dialogue may not be suitable for very young readers.