"This is a huge thing" "I know, baby." "Are we ready?" "Yes, Phil. We are ready to be parents."

"This is going to cost you, you know." "I'm dominant, you love me." In which Phil falls for his new neighbor who ends up to be a stripper. Stripper!dan Warnings: smut, drugs, and well stripper stuff

What will happen when Dan finds out he is pregnant? Is Phil the father? How will their family and friends react? Will they even tell them? Will they tell the BBC and their viewers? All you have to do to find out is read. Enjoy :D Don't read if you don't like mpreg

Summary: Dan draws, Phil doesn't. Phil wears black shirts, speaks loudly, and glares at everyone. Dan wears grey jumpers, doesn't talk, and tries to stay invisible. Phil's reckless, Dan's not. This is as story about two polar opposites who mange to have a string of first times together, and maybe even a cute love story. Because unexpected things always happen, when you try to keep someone at arms length. Rating/Warnings: Mature Readers (READ AT OWN RISK). This story may contain topics of depression, cutting, anxiety, panic attacks, assault, gay slurs, and minor sexual content. If any of the listed content triggers you, please do not read. Please do not copy and post my story anywhere else or create an "adaptation" of my work. Thank you. Copyright © 2013. strawb3rryvib3s All Rights Reserved.

***** previously known as Hm? ( pastel!dan + punk!phil ***** Daniel James Howell is a normal boy. Besides the fact he loves to wear the brightest colours imaginable. Philip Michael Lester is a not so normal boy. He wears dark colours and has many piercings and tattoos even at his young age. The two boys didn't even know each other existed even though they'd been going to the same school. Warning: Swearing. Homophobia.

Basically everyone in the fantastic four is vampires except Dan. Phil meets Dan in a dark ally way and his vampire side screams blood mate. He only has three months to tell Dan otherwise phil will painfully die. This is the first book guys my part system wasn't loading so im doing in again! Love you all and be supportive first fanfic bye! (:Sammie out:)

Dan and Phil have been together for almost two years, and they couldn't be happier. That all changes when they meet Dean. A boy who has no where to go. They decide to take him in. What will happen with the new addition to their small family?

"Daniel, your failing my class you need to find a tutor" Mr. Lester says. "Will a blowjob change my grade?"

"Queer, Daddy's Boy, Prick." Dan Howell is your average crybaby. His father is a priest, so he grew up loving the church and everything around him. Wore crosses and an array of pink sweaters. Skipped a few grades and was in the most advanced classes in secondary school. Hung out with the girls rather than the boys. He never broke a rule, never let his grades slip below a B, and always went to bed before midnight. "Fag, Disgrace, Goth." Phil Lester is your average delinquent. Dad died at young age, blamed the world. Dyed his hair blue and pierced every place possible. Hung out with the other kids like him. Broke every school rule, didn't have grades above a B, and always went to bed after midnight, despite his mother's hackles. When the two are paired for tutoring, well, that's when things get complicated. (Punk Phil and Pastel Dan AU) WARNING: Strong language and sexual themes are littered throughout this story. I don't think that I'll be making a smut scene, but I will put a warning at the beginning of that chapter if I do. Now featuring commentary from yours truly! Just check the direct comments section ;)