Terra is dying, when a strange man in a blue box comes to comfort her. One moment she has no idea who he is, and the next she remembers - she's known the Doctor her whole life. And he's going to make sure she's never alone.

Dakota doesn't have any super powers, and he isn't hiding some big secret (Or is he?) The only interesting thing about him is that he's gay. He's always been open at school, but he decided it's time to tell his parents, and he doesn't get the reaction he was expecting. Next thing he knows is that he's being shipped off to Taller Than Them Academy, a school where homosexuals go to get "cleaned". Hahaha yeah, no. He meets someone. Cliché? Yes, but he soon learns the school isn't as bad as it seems. He finds out that the school is split in two sections. Cherry Pepsi and Diet Coke. You'll just have to read to find out the rest. Used to be named: Cherry Pepsi vs. Diet Coke

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!