"It's hard to be nice when you're surrounded by idiots". Here are 100 savage and sarcastic quotes for you all. I'll try to update every week. I DO NOT OWN THESE AND ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ORIGINAL OWNERS. THIS IS SIMPLY A COMPOSITION OF QUOTES I GIND FUNNY

Ash Ketchum... What if Ash was not that dense? What if every action made by Ash was just an action? What if he acted dense just to fool everyone? Follow the 16 year old boy's journey throughout the Kanto region to reach his goal to become a Pokemon Master! What does stand in his way and what evil lurks in the shadow? Most importantly will Ash be able to face his greatest fears to reach the goal? (Powerful Ash/Clever Ash/Lady Magnet Ash)

"With all due respect sir, adding a new member to this team will only slow us down." "On the contrary, if anything your team will slow her down." *** She's the ghost story you tell around a camp fire. The monster that hides in your closet. The nightmare that wakes you from your sleep. She's the definition of the word 'deadly'. She never smiles, never shows any emotion other than a blank stare. Unless, she's pissed, then it shows. She doesn't trust any of the other agents, only the chief. She doesn't play nice with others. She's a solo agent, always works alone, but that's about to change. Respect her and she'll take a bullet for you. Mistreat her and she'll put a bullet in you...if you're lucky. She's Agent 13... ***Book 1*** Highest Ranking: #1 in Action

When Helena finds a phone on the night train, she decides to text the first number in the list of contacts in order to figure out who it belongs to. ***** Helena Santos hasn't had the easiest life. At twenty-one, she's the legal guardian of her teenage sister, in the final year of her nursing degree, and working night shifts at her small-town's local bar. And things get a lot more complicated when she finds a phone on the train home and decides to text the first number in the list of contacts, in hopes of tracking down its owner. That contact? Adam Bauer; the charismatic, sweet, and refreshingly honest older brother of the person who lost their phone. As the two continue talking, they can't ignore the chemistry and growing feelings between them, but life is never that simple. To make things work, Helena and Adam need to juggle a troubled sister, a meddlesome ex-boyfriend, and one fat lawsuit - all intent on keeping them apart. [[word count: 40,000-50,000 words]] Content and/or Trigger Warning: This story contains swearing, mature themes, and sexual content.

❝what was your first clue?❞ * Copyright © 2017 -#1 under the tag 'dialogue' 22/11/18

after a prank gone terribly wrong, hayden jones is sent across country to caldwell academy, a school for the bitchy, the dangerous and the rebellious. and if that wasn't bad enough, it becomes much worse when hayden is accidentally put in the male dormitory, landing her in a room with the school's notorious heartbreaker, chase everett. [not edited...like at all]

Fairy Tail HeadCanons that will blow your mind!!! I do not own Fairy Tail! Only Hiro Mashima Sensei does!

Lets start a Riot!!!!

Hey! Kaito Amano here! Long story short I'm in this gaming club with four beautiful girls Akari Fuji, Yui Asano, Sena Harano, Himari Izumi, one day we stayed over night in school to finish one of the boards on this game called "Dungeon Masters", or DM for short, we were stuck on and close to completing. We were fighting the boss on that level until a severe thunder storm caused a blackout in the school. Everything was dark until the computers shined bright making our vision blurry. We all shielded our eyes and next thing you know we are our created characters from the game we were just playing! How are we gonna escape? What challenges lies ahead? Find out! Until then see ya!

This is a continuation of the previous story "Life At The Hidden Leaf". Ryuki and Rin are both very capable ninjas after they mistakenly wonder in the ninja world from their regular world. They made friends with almost everyone in the village and even made rivals. The story last ended with the attack on the Hidden leaf, not only leaving many casualties but having the Hokage give his life in battle. The story is only beginning with the siblings as they continue to uncover the mysteries of the ninja world and try to find ways to contact their mother. Or has she was she already there? Find out as the adventure goes on!