"Still dating you even if its just pretending is going to be a disaster for me." I said with a sigh. "Afraid you'll fall for me?" He asked. "That is never going to happen. You know where you stand in my world." I replied. "I guess. But you never know." He smirked. God this guy. - i swear a lot so there's that © lilacxky

When you text the wrong number you usually say something like "oh wrong number sorry." But if that person happens to be Calum Hood, then he'll text you constantly, knowing he's got the wrong number and not care.

unknown: do u know the muffin man athena: what the fuck 2016 | @calumchaos [COMPLETED 3/25/16]

"you are now chatting with a random stranger. say hi! stranger: i see that you've got a daddy kink, huh? you: yes, daddy" -- in which a 16 year old girl meets a 26 year old man with a daddy kink on omegle. [lowercase intended.]

in which a girl gets a random text from a stranger named ashton. [lowercase intended.]

"Is it recording? Oh shit! Uhh hey it's a Darcy I can't Come to the phone so leave a message and I'll try to get back to you. Uhh bye -beep-" Hey princess... Its Luke... I really miss you baby, goddammit why did you have to leave me? I wish you were here.... I love you baby.... Always will... Uhh... Bye... God I wish you could hear this.. -beep- In which Luke calls her just to hear her voice for those few seconds.... And sends her text messages just a bit of relief that she still gets them... Completed: April 20, 2015 Ending Rewritten: February 2, 2016 { B o o k 1 } d i s c l a i m e r : I wrote this when I was fourteen, please ignore the cringeness from it, this was my first story and I might rewrite something things in the future little by little but thank you for reading I love you all. - Cover by @valeskas

❝i want to be more than friends.❞ ❝omg, luke!?! you wanna be super-mega-awesome bEST FRIENDS???!!❞ ✿she's a youtuber and he's in the friendzone✿

disclaimer// i was like 13 when i wrote this, so excuse my mistakes. but all in all, it's a good story and i love it so read it and don't be a silent reader! :) ebay isn't only meant for buying things.

in which a boy tweets his own lyrics and a girl with witty remarks always responds.

[BOOK ONE] Jade and Luke have known each other since childhood. But as they grew older, Jade became glamorous and beautiful, while Luke stayed a loser. With time, the two of them drifted apart, never to speak again. This year, everything changes. Angry at the boy who broke her heart, Jade desperately seeks revenge. In exchange for his help, she promises Luke a life of popularity and fame. But little do they know: this deal brings a lesson of love, lies, family, betrayal, and one secret that changes their lives. Project Publicity; completed June 23rd Cover by @demonologies Copyright © 2014 @mukequality