Cocky, confident, pompous: Phil Lester At least in Dan's dictionary. Does that stop Dan from being Phil's best friend? No.

Dan is writing fanfiction. Yes, he is writing fanfiction. How old is he? Hah, well.. 17. He is 17 years old. He's obsessed with YouTube. His favorite YouTubers are jacksepticeye and markiplier. He ships them. A lot. So one day, he was writing fanfiction on Wattpad. He came across a funny, witty comment. Who's comment, you may ask? Well, Phil Lester's comment, of course! (The fic is set in 2016, but Dan and Phil look like 2009 them. Dan is also a transguy. Phil is agender/demiboy [afab]. Phil has started testosterone, and Dan is going to start testosterone in a couple months. Phil is 7 months on testosterone (JACK, MARK, FELIX AND EVERYONE IN THEIR 'CREW' THING ARE MUCH SMALLER YOUTUBERS BTWW LIKE 100K)

Dan is a teenage boy who has a secret admirer. Who is his secret admirer? Well, it's the captain of the boy's volleyball team. Phil Lester. THE Phil Lester. The Phil Lester who has fucked every girl (and a few boys). Phil 'fuckboy' Lester. What about Dan? He's openly bisexual. So is Phil, but all the girls think it's hot. Dan gets bullied at school. It sucks, but it happens. {Warning: cheese}