This is a collection of my less than happy poems. They live as a testament to the pain of life on this earth. God is good, and his burden is light, but sometimes we have to remember that this is a cursed world that we live in. We are burdened with the curse of sin, until we are healed by the blood of Jesus Christ, our lord and savior. Don't try to make a sad man happy, with your words. Rejoice with the rejoicing, and weep with the weeping. This is for the weeping. Jaleo Umped -Kay

I was in my 10th grade English class one day, with nothing to do. Out of curiosity I asked my teacher if it was possible to write a poem that consisted only of words that started with the same letter. She said "No, that's impossible." So naturally, I set out to prove her wrong. This is what resulted. an "absolute alliteration" poem is a short poem of six lines, with words that all begin with the same letter. I haven't been able to do all the letters of the alphabet (yet), but these are the ones that I've finished. Maybe you can do better than I can. I challenge you to make absolute alliteration poems with letters that I haven't been able to do. Challenge the "impossible" because all things are possible for God. Jaleo Umped -Kay

My thoughts, (the good, the bad, and the weird.) written in the elegant form of poetry. Some are goofy, some are thought provoking, some are mysterious, and some even weird me out... Jaleo Umped -Kay

Self-proclaimed weirdo April Hale and the notorious troublemaker Ryder Black have been living side by side for more than ten years. Both never attempted to communicate with each other, but on the night Ryder Black is thrown out by his own father, he asks her a question that might change both of their lives: "March, will you let me stay in your room?" He even got her name wrong. - A coming of age story about loss, the wonders of falling in love, and ultimately, pretending to be normal. Get inside April's distorted and yet humorous perspective, and watch as her tale unfolds into a shocking finish. COVER BY @RIVIIX