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Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

Seduce Me If You Can

Erza Scarlet didn't know what to expect when she moved into her late uncle's manor. All she knew was that she was his only living relative but she never knew he existed until he died. Upon arriving at the manor, Erza felt uneasy. Although she lived alone, she felt that someone else was in the manor. When she comes fa...

I Am Ruined (TDA Lord of Shadows Sequel)

"Our lives aren't ruined." His arms went around her... his fingers tracing letters, words on her skin. "I-A-M-R-U-I-N-E-D" *** After the chaos of the Clave meeting, things get worse before they get better. Emma and Julian's plan of exile is gone after the Inquisitor's death and now that the Black Volume is in...

A KitTy story ~ Slow burn

A continuation of lord of shadows full of angst drama and kitty fluffffff

Roomates (TDA)

Focuses on Kit Herondale, Livvy Blackthorn, and Ty Blackthorn.

Victorian Boy || l.s. ✔︎

Harry the virgin Duke of Somerset knows little of love, while Louis the sly Duke of Warwick knows too much. When the two dukes come together for the Bilsdale fox hunt in Yorkshire, Harry finds himself drawn into Louis' bed. But when secrets from Louis' dark past come to light, Harry fears that the fox isn't the only o...