All the cliché terrible things not to do in one not-so-epic book.

Yeah, Starkit's Prophecy is a terrible book. But now I have rewritten the book into ways in which you can actually understand what's going on. ~DISCLAIMER: I do not own Warriors nor Starkit's Prophecy~

I DID NOT WRITE THIS ABOMINATION, I ONLY WROTE WHAT I THOUGHT IN PARENTHESIS OR WHATEVER, I DID NOT WRITE STARKITS PROPHECY. IT WAS BY THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR, WHOM I DO NOT KNOW. #1 in 'starkit' somehow

DISCLAIMER ;; I DID NOT WRITE STARKIT'S PROPHECY. I DO NOT OWN STARKIT'S PROPHECY. THANK GOODNESS. ALL I OWN IS MY SARCASTIC COMMENTS If you haven't heard about Starkit's Prophecy, for one you are very, very lucky, and two, it is a very bad (I'm sorry I'm being honest here) fanfic about a kit who seems to be 'perfect'. If you look up Starkit's Prophecy on Google, or Yahoo, or whatever you use, you'll find it. Trust me. Anyway, in this book, as the title states, will be my reaction and comments to the fanfiction, Starkit's Prophecy, my comments will be bolded and inside whatever these are called "[ ]".

Oh god what am I getting myself into I have read a lot of these. They seem like fun, so I'M DOING ONE TOO! And I know perfectly well how horrible it is. Let's see if I survive...

How Did You Die? This contains a lot of random interviews, laughter, and serious matter... {Does contain some spoilers so watch out} Cover by Sapphire Concept by Blaze

Medicine cats? Falling in love?! It's totally a new idea! In this book, we simply acknowledge the fact that, in spite of the codes, all medicine cats fall in love. Read on to follow the romantic journeys of the medicine cats from all of the Clans as we exaggerate the cliche of medicine cats falling in love! [Cover by Duskie]

Silvertongue, to say the least, is quite the smooth talker, according to one credible source (known as Silvertongue). But to the other cats of MoonClan, his words are like rocky road ice cream: Thick, stumbling, and full of chunks. When Silvertongue sets him eye on the newest roleplay member, Amethystglitter, he only has one thing in mind: Show her all of 50 of his greatest flirting skills. {concept by @silverhawk2, cover by @awesomesauceoreos which apparently sucks}

I've seen a couple guides on making warrior OCs, so I'm here to make my own version. Hopefully this helps! It has everything from styles of naming your cat to disabilities! It even has a recently added Medicine Cat guide that is honestly the best one you'll find! (Wow!) Not just making warrior OCs anymore. There are some tips for writing Warriors fanfics in general as well. Seriously though, the medicine treatment guide is a really good tool.

hello! wait! please don't go! argh mouse-dung! oh you're back? yay! so you're not as feather-brained as i though you were! #428 in random as of 5/12/17