Para sa mga broken-hearted at broken face. Para sa mga Tamod na hindi manlang nabigyan ng pagkakataong maging fetus dahil dumeretsyo na sa sahig ng banyo. Para sa mga fetus na nasa bahay-bata palang ay alam na ang amoy ng nabubulok na sistema ng lipunan. Para sa mga gagong nagpaasa at sa tangang umasa. Para sa mga ahas na hayop, ahas na bes at ahas na bes na dapat nang ituring na hayop. Para sa mga malalanding elemento ng lipunan. Para sa mga buwayang mga politiko na mukhang unggoy kahit kasing laki nang baboy ang tiyan. Para sa mga peke at tunay na pagkakaibigan. Para sa iyo. Para sa kanya. Para sa kanila. Para sa inyo. Para sa akin. Para sa atin. Libro na puno ng kalokohan. Libro na puno ng aral. Libro na puno ng Kalokohang Aral.

***Note Well*** This book shall, from the first volume on, be uploaded at @theonionjunktion! What does this mean? I won't delete the story on this account, however if you wish for edited chapters and see how this story keeps going, then feel free to check it out at the onion junktion (Where you will also be able to find many more amazing books!) *** Setting *** After hundreds of years, candidates to the legendary Title of Twin stars finally appear in the Mysterious Light-Shadow Sect. However, few people can tell wether they will bring luck, misfortune or even catastrophe, as the clash between two hidden powers slowly unveils for the world to see... A thousand years ago, a man at the peak of existence, the Evil Saint, along with his companions challenged the might of the Nine Heavens of Tian and fought the Tyrant of the Heavens, Lord Tian himself! After the Evil Saint died in battle, his companions dispersed throughout the countless planes of existence and laid low, licking their wounds and not daring to openly challenge the heavens again... Now, a full thousand years later, there are once again signs that something big will happen! Mortal, Ageless and Immortal. Three Realms of cultivation, a total of fifteen Stages. Many walk on the path of martial cultivation but few reach its end. A boy eight years old holds knowledge that many seek but none can obtain. Who is he really? What is his connection with the Evil Saint? Who and WHAT is the Mountain? *** Disclaimer *** Immortal Ascension Tower is an original Eastern Fantasy Novel... Mine! ^o^ Although I own the story I do NOT own the pictures or media that I used nor do I have any intention on using them to make any sort of profit through their usage. It is also a story I write in my free time, I have (of course) no editor and, what's more, I'm not an English native speaker so I apologize in advance for any plot holes or any mistakes I might make while writing this story.

This is my story. The story of a not-so-perfect girl with a not-so-normal Philippine tricycle ride. I don't know how the silver card found its way to my fingertips. I don't know why it chose me. But what I do know is that it changed my life. It changed my best friend's life. It changed my bully's life. It changed my crush's life. At first, it was death-threatening. But then, it became my retreat. Then soon I realized, it became my mistakes. But in the end, I realized I never want to forget these memories. I never want to let go of this journal. I never want to forget my ride and 3TS. (Note: There are a few words in Tagalog, but mostly in English.)

A group of friends get locked inside their school and the night takes a drastic turn when a simple game of hide and seek turns deadly. JUST READ IT!

"I wanna kill you.." He whispered huskily. "I dare you" I said. Seventeen year old Sonee rave win's a contest to go stay at Dracula's castle for two week's and everything is fine at first.. before two people have gone missing or at least that's what their telling us... but soon after sonee goes looking around in a secret passage way and stumble's into a secret room? and meet's a sexy pale guy with a cute Romanian accent and he demand's that she come's to see her every night at the stroke of midnight or he'll kill her and her missing friend's will they fall in love or will this be a murder that no mortal can solve? Werewolves in Paris (Side story) Johnny is absolutely miserable after his girlfriend of two years dumps him and ends up attacking a guard at a vampires castle, so he’s thrown into prison for murder and that’s when he meets the mystifying Bliss Morgale. White hair that flows softly down to her lower back, White eyes that glow like the moon, White snake tattoos, and don’t forget her flawless pale skin that’s as white as her… well everything! She and Johnny escape the prison together and run off to Paris where Bliss show’s Johnny where she loves to be herself, And Johnny soon feels himself falling in love in the most romantic place in the world.

#1 in Teen Fiction, Action, & New Adult ❤︎ ❝Sometimes falling for the enemy is inevitable❞ ❤︎ ❤︎ ❤︎ After being betrayed by her only friend, Anastasia Martinez Stone gets thrown into a dangerous world full of fighting, racing, drugs, pain, and death. The Royal Reapers is the strongest gang in The Underworld, a place only known in the world of the gangs, and it's her families business that she stayed away from. Now Ana has joined in and she's not there to play games. Two years later, after the death of her older brother, she returns to the chaotic town that once destroyed her. Ana's plan was to finish senior year at the school that caused her so many problems, without drawing too much attention to herself so that she can keep both of her lives separate... For her own safety. Nobody is going to know the real her, because she's going to have to disguise herself as the girl she used to be. What happens when she crosses paths with the deadliest street fighter in town, Ryder Grimaldi... Who just so happens to be her fathers worst enemy, the leader of the second strongest gang, The Bronze Demons? Anastasia's life isn't easy, especially since there's someone who wants her. The infamous Rueben Slade, ex-member of The Royal Reapers and now, leader of the third strongest gang, The Crimson Ghosts. He's always wanted Anastasia all to himself and he's willing to do anything to have her, even if that means drugging her into believing she's his. You better buckle up and get ready for the romance, drama, heartbreak, and pain because it's heading your way! Only this time, it's going to be way more intense than the original book. Keep reading to follow Anastasia on her journey to fight for love... ❤︎ ❤︎ ❤︎ You can read the COMPLETED original version in another book on my profile! Votes are inaccurate because not all chapters are published!!