Dan Howell and Phil Lester share a passion for soccer. When they make it onto their school's team, they are determined to impress the coaches and their teammates. The two boys are too caught up in competition to realize that they are more alike than it seems, instead drinking while underage and bringing home bad report cards. But then one night they find each other at a party, and suddenly their relationship is moving faster than a ball flying towards the goal.

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

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An AU created by Maddox-rider. "Was that you talking a moment ago?" He asks me in his scratchy mechanical voice I take a step back, " Yes, that was me. Who are you?" I reply shakily. He smiles at me and I can see the sharp fangs.

Computer viruses are a code that copies itself and destroys a computer system and its information. At the most, someone could loose their device. But the virus called Phil.exe wasn't interested in corrupting a computer and then dying along with it. It was a sentient virus, and it had bigger plans that expanded beyond the computer world. All it needed was a host. Note: This comes from the virus!phan au which was designed by maddox-rider! This is my own interpretation of it; it may not line up with other stories later but I will try and keep it close to what she has designed. The cover is one of her artworks, but I definitely suggest you go check out the rest of her art!

[ This AU was created by maddox_rider, an incredible artist and huge part of the PHANDOM. Find her wonderful work on Instagram, Twitter, tumblr, AND YouTube ] Dan stared at the computer from where he had fallen to on the carpet. The face on the screen blinked at him with its strange eyes and grinned. His teeth were like knives. Dan could feel phantom hands stroking his hair, pulling gently at his shirt. "What..." He started after swallowing. "What is it?" "tHAnk yOu foR fiXing mE, dAN."