{Highest Ranking - #1 in Parodies} These are headcanons, puns, parodies, etc. From the Percy Jackson series and the Heroes of Olympus series. Some I made up, it'll indicate if I did so. I hope you enjoy and read for an occasional laugh, cry, and stroll down memory lane. Comment, vote, and laugh all you like!!! ♥

After the war with the Titans, Zeus becomes worried about the gods' ability to protect their power. In response, he convinces the gods to turn back the clocks, stripping mankind of all advances it had made in since the days of Ancient Greece. The world is a primitive and violent place now. Demigods are forced to serve Olympus. All demigods except one, Percy Jackson. Cover by Xx_Anaklusmos_xX

Only one of the seven survived the war. Percy Jackson. After Annabeth dies, he's broken. Not the same seaweed brain as before. He returns to his apartment, to find his mom, and Paul dead. killed by one of Gaea's minions in revenge. He finds out that his mom had a sister. Petunia Dursley. ~ when aunt Petunia enters the house with a strange boy, Harry doesn't know what to think. He knows this boy is hiding some secrets. but will Harry find out what they are? I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING. ALL RIGHTS GO TO RICK RIORDAN AND JK ROWLING

Annabeth Chase- the new girl of the school. She has been kicked out several schools for her rebellious actions. But when she goes to Goode High school- has finally met her match. Meeting new friends and a new soul mate?

Leo swore on the River Styx he would come back for Calypso....

Aphrodite has cursed Camp Half Blood to where everyone is their opposite personality. Only Percy and Nico kept their original personality. It's up to them to lift the Aphrodite curse before it becomes permanent.

Percy's the leader of Camp Demigod. He's the champion at sword fighting and swimming. He's the only person in the Poseidon cabin. But at school, Percy's a loser, a loner. And apparently he's anorexic, even though he loves food. He gets 'bullied', only he doesn't care, never listens to them. But what happens when these so called 'populars' find out about Camp Demigod? When they decide to go one weekend. More importantly, what do they think when they find out that Percy Jackson, the guy they think is a loser, turns out to be the leader of the camp? What's Percy's reaction? AU, ALL MORTAL. Don't read if you haven't read Percy Jackson and the Olympians and/or Heroes of Olympus. Has swearing

*Published on Wattpad* If you're reading on another site, please read the original on Wattpad. Percy's life is great, until one of his best friends betrays him.He decides to leave camp with his true friends and meets Chaos. What happens when they have to come back to Earth? Will Percy betray those who once betrayed him or will he forgive? A Percy Jackson chaos story. I know its not the most original idea but I will try to make it as original as I can. Nico will not be gay. This is not a Percabeth story, if you're interested in a chaos story with Percabeth I suggest you check out my other story Kronos's Spy. May have some Blood of Olympus spoilers. Highest ranking #3 in Chaos 9/16/20 Completed Story All rights go to Rick Riordan.

A nice, relaxing, day at the beach; a romantic movie and dinner with Annabeth. Those were my plans before Gandalf's twin, mini me, and a couple others arrived at my door, asking for Perseus Riddle. Now I have to go to some school named after a pig's disease. There goes my plans; stupid fates. -Cliche ends some time after Percy gets to Hogwarts. -Takes place during The Order of the Phoenix and after The Blood of Olympus, although at times, the time and parts of the story don't match up. -Cover credits go to AdastraelGenesis. -Chaos is involved in this book, although the story doesn't revolve around her. That being said, PLEASE READ, and read a few chapters before actually judging. It's not that great in the beginning but gets better, and then becomes not that great at all, but then becomes really awesome. BUT if you're one of those rude people who need every single thing to match up with the books this is based on, and get annoyed when people are out of character, well then...bye, bye! *ranked second for persassy* This is what some of the readers say: "Amazing like always. Gosh I love your story. I think it's literally the best HP/PJ Story I've ever read. And I've read a lot of them. PLEEEASE Update soon." -Epulary "Can I vote 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000090000000000 times?" -Cupcakelover3232 "I had to stuff a pillow in my face I was laughing too hard." -justafellowtrash Also, if any of these people who commented see this, thank you so much. :)